{"product_id":"the-cockroach-army-tote-bag","title":"The CockRoach Army Tote Bag | Canvas Tote Bag India | Aesthetic Streetwear Accessory","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour laptop. Your lunch (if you ate today). Your will to survive. This bag carries it all without complaining — unlike the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe CockRoach Army Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e is not just a bag. It's a statement. It says: \u003cem\u003eI showed up. I'm carrying my own weight. I'm not going anywhere.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for the colony:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLarge capacity — fits your 13\" laptop, notebook, charger, and emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHeavy-duty canvas — because quality matters more than trends (a lesson your last employer never learned)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBold Army-style Cockroach print — represent the generation that refuses to die\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDual reinforced handles — for when life piles on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTake it to:\u003c\/strong\u003e college, the metro, co-working spaces you can't afford, the job interview you didn't get called back from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBuilt to survive. Made to carry. Zero apologies.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cockroach Store","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Standard","offer_id":41120467255360,"sku":"v-9Rih0S6GaVZW0scHNBQrubTSrQzY8nSc","price":699.0,"currency_code":"INR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/6988\/6528\/files\/The_CockRoach_Army_Tote_Bag_IM.png?v=1779352437","url":"https:\/\/thecockroachstore.com\/products\/the-cockroach-army-tote-bag","provider":"The Cockroach Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}